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Celorly

Goals that don't die in a spreadsheet

launched 1h ago

๐Ÿฅ‚ 0 toasts ยท 0%100% ยท 1 roast ๐Ÿ”ฅ

1 stranger, one vote each.

1 stranger swiped on Celorly: 0% toasted it and 100% roasted it. Verdict: burnt to a crisp ๐Ÿ’€

Launched on 14 September 2026 from Indie Hackers, in the week of 14 September 2026.

Every verdict, in order

1 in total

Roast14 Sept ยท 15:10

One vote per person, and no names: the crowd is anonymous on purpose, which is what makes it say what it thinks. A paid seat carries a name because somebody was paid to put one there.

What they say it does

Small teams set goals once, then never reopen the file. Every tool for this assumes a planning department. A twelve-person company has none, so we built on